Hi, I'm the Automated Response Bot

Up close and personal - ish

















I notified the company Life Cell Research that I had mentioned them in the post below about my "age extension" experience.

 I received this warm, personal response:

Hello duff,
Thank you for contacting Live Cell Research.
We will be happy to assist you with your inquiry. I have forwarded your email to our customer support team for assistance. I thank you for your business and patience.
Bill Sharpe
Live Cell Research Staff
www.livecellresearch.com

I can't wait to see what assistance I get. Their A.I. needs a little more I.
But this is OK. Can you imagine the amount of staff it would take to personally respond to all e-mails? Inevitably, there will be some pure non-sequitur in the automated responses. And I just LOVE accidental humor.

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